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LFS Punishments

Shame, sealed and served.

Last place shouldn't fade into the group chat. Open a Hall of Shame, stock it with punishments your league actually fears, and let the season decide who has to face the music.

At a Glance

  • Build a punishment deck with your league mates
  • Run a one-night roast or a full-season campaign
  • Cards, wheels, and dramatic reveals — not a spreadsheet list
  • Attach your LFS league or host a standalone Hall
  • Herald coverage so the shame travels

Stock the Deck

Nominate the punishments your league actually laughs about — and the ones they don't. Vote, shortlist, and build a deck that makes last place feel real.

Season or Single Night

Want a draft-night roast? Spin up a Hall and run it tonight. Want year-long pressure? Attach your league and let the campaign ride with the standings.

Make Them Sweat

Reveal cards over time, spin the wheel when it hurts, and stage a finale where the loser finds out what they're stuck with — in front of everybody.

Herald on the Scene

Big moments get coverage. When a card hits the board or someone draws the short straw, the Herald makes sure the league hears about it.

Today's Featured Punishments

A fresh hand of shame, every day.

Five cards from the Hall — click to flip and see what last place might be walking into. New hand every day.

Built for Rivalries

Trash talk is free. Consequences shouldn't be.

Your league already has the rivalries. Give last place something to fear — and give first place something to celebrate.

For Legends. By Legends.